Zack Greinke's debut was a Lars Von Trier film, and it wasn't enough for the Diamondbacks to come back as they drop the first game of the season.
Baseball is patient, baseball is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud....
Actually f*** that. It isn't those things and it does those things. Baseball is dumb, and kind of awesome. Mostly dumb, moreso awesome.This game was very dumb, but it's only 1 of 162. Still have far to go. Climb every mountain. Never give up, never surrender. I'm as mad as hell and I can't take it anymore.