Record: 54-75. Pace: 68-94. Change on 2015: -9.
The first eight innings here were kinda boring, to be honest. Then it got... interesting. Not necessarily good, in the sense of fundamentally sound baseball, I should stress. But the results were certainly interesting. It felt like watching a movie adapted from the works of Jane Austen, where someone had spliced in a final reel taken from a seventies Italian cannibal movie. You may not necessary want to see anything like this ever again, but you'll probably remember this contest rather longer than most of the others played by the Diamondbacks this year.