Diamondbacks 3, Rangers 5: A Slow, Sad Fizzle

Well, it looked like things were going swimmingly when I got home from my new job and finally got my act together to sit down to watch and recap this one. I had my score sheet, I had my snacks, the bottom of the first had just started. Zack Greinke was on the mound, which is a happy thing more often than not, and we were apparently already leading by a crooked number against Rangers starter Bartolo Colon. I can’t help it...I love Bartolo Colon. How can you not? Having him face off against Greinke, also, well. I liked that matchup.

So it appears that Paul Goldschmidt hit a one-out single to right, stole second while AJ Pollock was at the plate, and then was driven home when Pollock hit a…