“Hell is—Arizona Diamondbacks baseball”
—Jean-Paul Sartre, if he had lived a century later
The Reds defeated the Diamondbacks 6-1 behind a Jake Lamb throwing error in the first inning and a Jay Bruce three run homer in the third. Jean Segura scored the lone Diamondbacks run in the first inning on a single by Chris Owings.
If Rob Manfred needs to persuade anyone that there needs to be an increase in pace of play in baseball, forcing them to sit through this game would do the trick. Of course, he’d have to have them taken there in an unregistered cargo plane, and they’d have to watch the game in Thailand.