Well, that’s two hours and fifty minutes of my life I’ll never get back. I could have watched a couple of movies. Improved my mind by reading. Rammed my head repeatedly into a concrete bollard. All of them would have been more entertaining than this suck-fest. The D-backs were one strike away from getting their first 1-0 road win in more than seven years. The last one had also been in San Francisco, on June 12, 2015, Chase Anderson beating some guy called Madison Bumgarner. Wonder what happened to him? But the head of the apparently fictional “closer by committee”, Ian Kennedy, allowed a two-out triple, then a walk-off home-run.