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Record: 36-43. Pace: 74-88. Chance on 2015: -2.
This may be slightly less informative than your usual recap. I was at work for the first five innings, then the Phillies scored a couple of run on my way home. After the first few minutes of the sixth inning, I made the decision to abandon the game and watch American Ninja Warrior instead, having entirely spaced on the fact that Clefo needed a pinch-hit recap this evening. Mind you, by all accounts, the decision to switch channels was an entirely wise one, as the seventh inning dragged on interminably. There were, basically no…
