Let’s talk a little about some of those renderings of that possible new ballpark that dropped yesterday. Not the park itself (though my general thought is “The lighting seems off somehow”), but those pictures of people cavorting around the new ballpark’s environs. This is always fun, because it’s supposed to bring some sort of life to these photos, but they’re always a bunch of stock photos with team apparel photoshopped on. So I am going to riff on those.
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This woman was at the front row of a 311 show in 1998 , and the opening riff of Beautiful Disaster just started playing.