I was so excited to bring you something amazing today. It was going to be an hour and a half long video that definitively decides whether the Diamondbacks should be Buyers or Sellers.
It was gonna be great. I had called in every favor I could to get it done. It was gonna be a Vox Media wide endeavor. SB Nation was gonna bring the stats and analysis. We were going to get analysis from The Verge as to how the new Tech(TM) inside Chase Field would affect the brain waves of management making any deals.