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D-Backs Potpourri: Eating Uncomfortably Fresh

got another capitalism greatest hit. i will give you one hundred thousand dollars if you can guess the brand by the end pic.twitter.com/bwfJJLabg4

— Ryan Simmons (@rysimmons) June 27, 2019

A man is driving home on the highway. He is in the rightmost lane. Ahead of him, to the left, two cars collide at high speed, causing a big pile-up that he narrowly avoids. The man sees the lights go out of quite a few people’s eyes forever, but he remains unscathed.

He talks to the police and rescue crews about what he saw happen.