Hey, it’s Charlie again. You thought you had gotten rid of me, but you need to send more competent assassins to vanquish me from writing once a week for this website, you fools!
Writing a weekly column/mailbag/free form expression brought on by a narcotics-induced haze can be tricky. Sometimes you have an idea, but you can’t wring a full 1,000 or so words from it. Not being in High School anymore and having no need to extend your paper out with adverbs, generously, capriciously, and randomly, I have decided to give a few vignettes of columns/ideas to the people.