In a stunning upset, underdog David Peralta pulled out an incredible victory over the hotly-favored Paul Gol... Oh, who am I trying to kid? It was Goldy, in a complete landslide.
Well, this is the first unsurprised face of 2016. With a record-smashing 80% of the votes - no other candidate even reached double digits - Paul Goldschmidt is the 2015 Most Valuable Player for the Arizona Diamondbacks, according to the 'Pitties. It's the third consecutive award for Goldschmidt, and is a significant uptick on the vote he received at this point last year, when he fell short of an overall majority (though let's face it, winning MVP when you miss a full third of the season was still pretty impressive).