Fans of the Arizona Diamondbacks don’t want to meet Luke Weaver right now. It’s not really Luke Weaver time. Soon it will be, but right now it’s too soon.
The Arizona Diamondbacks are going through a breakup.
There’s other fish in the sea, they say, but platitudes hold no water here. No amount of assuaging can soothe the feelings of hurt and loss. Sure, there might be other fish in the sea, but you don’t want those fish: you want your fish.
You want Paul Goldschmidt.