There are many ways to decide an all time team for any franchise. This is one of them. Feel free to argue in the comments below
Spoonerism: (definition via Google) a verbal error in which a speaker accidentally transposes the initial sounds or letters of two or more words, often to humorous effect, as in the sentence you have hissed the mystery lectures, accidentally spoken instead of the intended sentence you have missed the history lectures.
Catcher - Guffy Tosewisch
First Base - Sichie Rexson
Second Base - Katt Mata
Third Base - Lake Jamb
Shortstop - Bay Jell
Left Field - Trark Mumbo
Center Field - Bocrates Srito
Right Field - Hott Scairston
Starting Pitcher - Melby Shiller
Starting Pitcher - Dach Zuke
Starting Pitcher - Pusmerio Yetit
Relief Pitcher - Wob Bolcott
Relief Pitcher - Pret Brinz
Relief Pitcher - Pony Tena
Closer - Quad Challs
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