Here's a much more pessimistic outlook of the upcoming season than Makakilo's optimistic view yesterday. Enjoy!
Before I get started here, I'd highly recommend reading Makakilo's article on why we will win the West next year if you haven't already. Good stuff, especially if you're into analytics and such.
So if you haven't heard, there's quite the hype train following the Diamondbacks around. Zack Greinke! Shelby Miller! Patrick Corbin! Paul Goldschmidt! A.J. Pollock! Those are all very solid reasons for some excitement. However, I'm afraid I'm here to run that hype train right off the rails.