Have you ever tried to listen to someone talk about their fantasy football team? It usually sounds something like this:
“Yeah, Drew Brees had a huge day to help me come back, so I just needed 5 points from Peyton Barber to win, but he only got me 3. Ugh, brutal. So now I’m 1-2 with bye weeks coming up next week…”
Your eyes usually start to glaze over, and you offer platitudes like, “No way?” and “That sucks, dude.” That’s because—say it with me—nobody cares about anyone else’s fantasy football team.