Dear fans,
Happy New Year from the Arizona Cardinals!
We here at Cardinals headquarters will admit what most others sending you New Year’s letters will not: We missed the Christmas letter deadline. We started to write it a few times, then got distracted for whatever reasons.
You know what you call those? False starts.
OK, so opening with a false start joke probably isn’t funny since we led the NFL in 2020 with 32 of them (false starts, not jokes) including four last weekend. But like they say, if you can’t laugh at yourself, plenty of people are willing to do it for you.