Beanie Wells: The Punisher

Since I am over my week-long boycott of everything Cardinals, I thought I would highlight one of the few bright players in the Cardinals’ game. If you read my headline and saw the hit he laid on Cedric Griffin you know who I am talking about.

The beast that is, Beanie Wells.

When Wells starts running, few can stop him. He punishes anyone who gets in his way. He smashes defenders like the Hulk smashes everything else.

He’s a 230-pound Mack truck out there on the field. See the resemblance:

mack truckBeanie Wells

 

 

No? Well, let me show you.

If you stand between him and the end zone, he'll blow through you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Nz9QzHwCw

This is what I like to call the "get off me" move.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS3D6w5DW3k

Try to tackle him with one arm and he'll run right by for a touchdown.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZmuBLYYjrc&feature=related

The end zone can get lonely sometimes, so Wells likes to bring a friend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYE9WqxTS2s

He'll make his own hole if one doesn't exist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04-frHOADso

Even when you think you have him stuffed, you don't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noGC1VgI2IA

When he gets tired of running through defenders, he'll jump over them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEP9zhmRAkE&feature=related

And again...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzZf8fgLhQA&feature=related

The "push off" move.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTqvbVA2LzY&feature=related

His stiff arm is good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8iz_gloaME

And when I say good, I mean great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SixfDIKn05w&feature=related

Seriously, it's fantastic. (Enjoy the "Pirates of the Caribbean" music, it gives the video a more epic feel)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LcpjmCTglg

All together now!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f718Ei0TAck&feature=related

Finally, let's ask Mr. Griffin how getting "trucked" feels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unZAsJQaSFY

Not good I bet. Not good at all.

If the Cardinals are going to climb out of the huge hole they've dug themselves, they're going to have to effectively use Wells.

He's a bulldozer with the football looking to flatten the guys in the black and yellow Sunday. And as a Wells fan I can only hope this happens (without injury of course).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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