I went to Yellowstone National Park and spent a couple of days, on and off, watching Old Faithful erupt, surrounded by summer tourists from every corner of America. And then -- as this video shows -- I started reading (and photographing) their shirts and hats.
I had wondered, with the 2016 election coming, what all those messages would say about American hopes, dreams and leanings. Can you guess the two words that showed up most often?
The video will tell you.
But I’ll tell you six words that didn’t show up at all: Bush, Clinton, Sanders, Trump, Democrat, Republican.