Disclaimer: So we’re all on the same page, this article is an opinion piece that does not reflect the views of anyone else on Anaheim Calling’s staff. Hell it probably doesn't reflect the opinion of anyone who visits this site. I’m not sure if it even reflects my true opinion. But here I am to attempt to change your perception anyway.
That's right. You. You in the eggplant and jade (take notes Ducks twitter: Plum? smh). The one wandering about looking like a portrait of Dorian Grey. I see you stealing bashful glances at other teams’ games.