What will it take to make me stop entrusting my body to random foot massage joints?
My feet rarely feel better afterward, and some other part of my body often hurts more by the time the discount treatments are done.
One "soothing" massage left me with a wrenched shoulder, so painful I couldn't lift my hand above my head for months. I've limped home from more botched reflexology sessions than I care to count.
Every time it happens, I vow never again. Then I pass another grand opening of some magic-hands spot, and the penny-pincher in me kicks in.