Here's to those teams who irk me even more so than everyone else by the mere fact that they exist.
Note: This article is meant to be mean, humorous, and offensive in nature, but also completely non-serious. If this article offends you, I do not apologize and you should stop by your local drugstore and pick up the largest tube of butthurt cream you can find as it may help you to stop being a giant whining baby.
I would like to open this piece with a song.
Anybody who's a fan of hockey knows that when you pick a favorite team, you almost inherently then develop some rather strong disdain for some of those sitting on the opposite sides.