Man, oh, man, did you people do your cotdang Hoodoo duty (Hoo-duty, maybe?) last week! Those poor Bulldogs didn't even know what hit ‘em. Our beloved Crimson Tide swept through Athens like the dadgum deluge that drenched those fabled hedges of Sanford Stadium. The boys in crimson lit into their eastern brethren with a ferocity we've not yet seen in this season, and they didn't turn loose of ‘em until the score was all but sealed up tight.
Whatever you people did last week, whatever shameful admissions you made, whatever acts of debauchery that you perpetrated against the whole of decent mankind collectively, it worked.