With the first pick in the 2017 NFL Draft, you can have Texas A&M defensive end Myles Garrett. Go ahead. Be my guest.
Good luck in Cleveland, Mr. Garrett.
The Browns can have his freakish athleticism, his 4.64-second 40-yard dash, his 33 reps in the bench press, his 41-inch vertical jump and his 128-inch broad jump, all at 6-foot-4 and 272 pounds. They can have his terrific reported score of 31 on the Wonderlic test.
If I were part of the brain trust of an NFL team, I would be thrilled to add Garrett to my roster.