name is William H. Beauregard V and I’m the world’s oldest Bama fan and you can just damn deal with it. I may be new to these parts, but I ain’t new to Alabama football and don’t you damn forget it boy. I’m into Bama, fishing, and hating the Alabama Polytechnic Institute that’s the city college of Auburn.
Apparently the folks here at Bama Hammer have decided to make me their new mascot. Well ain’t that just the whiskey in Pat Dye’s morning cup of coffee? I consider this my third greatest achievement after helping to beat the Kaiser and having Kenny Stabler wink in my general direction in 1974.