Time to vote, people...
Welp...the nominations are in. With the importance of successful football season riding upon the results of the coming two elections, gentlemen (and gentlewomen, if you're into that sort of thing) I implore you...please take these nominations seriously.
You people have some interesting taste in women, I'll give you that. This year's Dirty Dozen includes a lot of newcomers, as I chose to leave a few perennial competitors off of the list. After all, they've had their time in the sun, and it is time for a new generations of sweethearts to poster-girl our beloved Crimson Tide to success in 2015.