Death, taxes, and hating Georgia Gymnastics with the fiery passion of a thousand suns. Life’s immutable truths.
While the heat has turned down to a low simmer these days, Alabama and Georgia gymnastics simply do not get along. Different styles, different demeanor, different athletes. They haven’t gotten along for thirty years. And, upon my death bed, I hope that Sarah Patterson is still blessing the heart of the villainous Suzanne Yoculan. Every win over the ‘Dawgs sustains me in the most spiteful of ways; my black heart races if it’s a beatdown.
And, on a rare Saturday meet, Alabama rewarded all of that animus by destroying their archrival 197.