The results are in, and the winner will make you weep.
Thank you all for your submissions to our Haiku Contest. Alas, like the Hunger Games, there can only be one winner.
We have an RBR Editorial Board unanimous winner, and it is glorious for so many reasons. The first is that it obviously is a haiku. The second is that it's true. Up 21-6, Ohio State with no answer to the ground game, and then...that happened. Finally, it just drips contempt and pathos and the pain that we all still feel.
Here Urban Meyer,
Have a damn championship.