As promised, we have the winners of this year’s offseason Haiku contest, themed “The End is Nigh.”
The top three all get a prize from our mighty Gump box (actually, I’m waiting on them to arrive. But when I get them, I’ll ship ‘em off to you.).
Without further ado here are our three winners:
Contest Winners
I am bored to death
I miss sports, even baseball
Guess I’ll wank againClick44
I must hoard TP!
Hand-sani spill Aisle 4
Tore my ACLPiperTJ
Third of Europe dies.