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RBR Haiku Contest: And the winners are...

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As promised, we have the winners of this year’s offseason Haiku contest, themed “The End is Nigh.”

The top three all get a prize from our mighty Gump box (actually, I’m waiting on them to arrive. But when I get them, I’ll ship ‘em off to you.).

Without further ado here are our three winners:

Contest Winners

I am bored to death
I miss sports, even baseball
Guess I’ll wank again

Click44

I must hoard TP!
Hand-sani spill Aisle 4
Tore my ACL

PiperTJ

Third of Europe dies.