You all owe me for this one. I spent actual hours of my life watching cut-ups of the Auburn offense so that I could spare you the feelings of grime deep within my soul that is still clinging to me. I’m starting a GoFundMe so that you can donate to the eye doctor bills that will soon be coming in from me gouging out my own eyes. There was no other option. They had to be purged.
But, enough about that. I’ll do my best to be totally impartial and objective for the duration of this.
The Gus Malzahn offense is mostly the same as it’s always been while he’s been there.