Dear Midwestern Hill People of Arkansas,
Thank you for being the craziest and most improbable football team to ever football. You’re insanity is directly responsible for Alabama’s 16th National Championship.
Arkansas is a strange and wild place full of hills, moonshine, and the Walmart headquarters. You never can tell what’s going to come out of those hills either; It might be an improbable last minute win over Ole Miss that sends Alabama to the National Championship again… or it might be a loss to Toledo.
Of course the only sure way to predict Arkansas football is to sacrifice a possum and see what signs you see in its liver.