The opening edition of our shameless revelry in the misery of others.
College football is a beautiful thing. Each August we impatiently anticipate that first time the toe meets leather as every new season brings hope that maybe, just maybe, your team might have one of those magical seasons that has you on the edge of your seat through Thanksgiving as they compete for an elusive title.
Unfortunately, for some, that beautiful thing promptly morphs into an evil wench intent on ruining your life.
Welcome back to another season of Meltdown Time, folks. For the uninitiated, this feature shines a spotlight on the poor souls who take to internet message boards in order to vent their mostly alcohol-fueled frustrations about the plight of their favored college football team.