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NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Week 10

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Hello friends an welcome to the last ever Meltdown Thread. I’m so sorry but according to the internet after the next president is decided we’re all going to die from nuclear bombing demons trained by ISIS backed by Russian Chinese UFOs.

Don’t blame me, I wrote in Nick Saban for president; this country could use a good Process. Earth was fun while it lasted and I look forward to seeing what college football is like in heaven when we all get wings, maybe there will be a quadruple option.

Anywho, whether or not we all perish or get drafted into World War III we have a bounty of butt hurt to enjoy!