Welcome back y’all, it’s football season! The sweet smell of college football vitriol once again permeates through the interwebs like a deadly virus attacking everything it touches. We’ve missed it so.
What a blessing that we were granted three different blue blood meltdowns this week 1 in the year of our lord 2018. The beautifully soul-crushing expectations of a new season do their job once again as these four ranked giants couldn’t survive a single game without taking a dump on the kitchen floor.
Texas thought the Tom Herman era would be different than the Charlie Strong era and not lose to Maryland.