Good news for us: It was a YUGE week for meltdowns. Yesterday, we gave you the entire state of Texas losing its collective marbles after serving up a heapin’ helpin’ of butt. Today, we give you the rest of the nation. Vols and Beeees played an incredibly derpy Monday nighter, and no one was happy. UNLV, fittingly for Vegas, had the largest point spread upset in college football history, as Howard (who had gone 3-19 in its last two seasons as the HBCU Harvard,) won in the desert. The ‘Noles are so mad, y’all. The Tarheels are too.