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My Application To Become Auburn’s Defensive Coordinator

ICYMI: Georgia fans are mad about Jeremy Pruitt leaving for Alabama and calling him a “trader”.

Auburn needs a defensive coordinator and I would love to be Auburn’s defensive coordinator because it seems like the kind of job where you can get things wrong and still not get fired… like weathermen and psychologists.

Auburn has had trouble finding their man this year, being turned down by top candidates after losing Will Muschamp to South Carolina. Losing Muschamp to South Carolina wasn’t Auburn’s fault of course, everyone knows that South Carolina has a thing for big cocks.