“I’ll tell you exactly what Nick Saban should do…” said the know-it-all jackass that you work with after the game.
The know-it-all jerk at your office hadn’t even turned off the TV when he began composing the Facebook status he believed would finally wake up Nick Saban.
“Look all I’m sayin is we need to run the ball more….I mean we got Derrick freakin Henry back there and we don’t run the ball….I think that Lane Kiffin has been smoking a doobie, you know he’s from California, and that’s why he keeps throwing the damn ball….