Happy Tuesday, everyone.
College football’s absurdity is one of the things that keeps us coming back for more, and this was on full display last night. Remember former Alabama special teams coach Jeff Banks?
A couple of years ago someone on the internet discovered that Jeff’s marriage had failed while at Texas A&M, and he had become involved with a lady named Danielle, aka Pole Assassin, who happens to be a pole dancer and former guest of the Jerry Springer Show where she performed her routine with her pet monkey. According to her social media accounts, the pair wed and she followed Jeff from College Station to Tuscaloosa, then to Austin when he decided to go with Sark.