Since it’s Gump Day, I’m going to steer clear of the general arguing around the Covid dynamics, state of the season, ticketing, and other sources of general angst. You’ve seen it all on Twitter, and Erik has you covered on what you actually need to know here.
I will, however, link to this one article from AL.com. It’s a Joseph Goodman special, obviously meant to rile up the very people the read his articles, but I’m highlighting it for this one aside comment he put in that’s actually pretty funny:
By order of His Royal GOATness, the King, First-ish of his Name, and Ruler of All Gumpenloosa**, now hear this: The Strip will be closed in the name of “social rehabilitation” until at least after His Royal GOATness’ birthday [Oct.