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Jumbo Package: Saban is Trying to Blind His Football Team

Related Topics: American Eclipse

Happy Monday, everyone. The big news of the day is the Great American Eclipse, so we will open with Coach Saban’s thoughts on that:

There is so much to unpack here.

  • Saban is drinking from a Smoothie King cup, continuing to ignore the Coke bottle. Wonder what the bottle has to say about this, and did Smoothie King pay for the product placement?
  • Saban ain’t got time for no eclipse.
  • Most importantly, please do not look at the eclipse through sunglasses. Coach also ain’t got time to research proper eyewear.

Moving on to the practice recaps, we will start with a highlight reel.