It’s that time again! A Roll ‘Bama Roll Haiku Competition!
What fitting way to welcome the Texas Titty Babies to Tuscaloosa than by mocking them mercilessly: I believe in kicking a man when he’s down. So this week we’ll do just that...
- Give us your best Texas hot take in haiku form — it can be anything about Texas you want it to be: the state, the coaching staff, Austin, the Longhorns generally, their meltdowns, Colt McCoy. Just come correct.
- Vote on your favorites below.