For a limited time, we're going to offer a Saban Rant Decoder Ring with every purchase of Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies.
Every time Nick Saban pops his can of biscuits on national television after a five-touchdown victory, the Saban Rant Decoder Ring will interpret the behavior of a person who appears to be slightly unzipped, if not completely out to lunch and munching on Little Debbies everyday.
The ring has to be worn on your pinky like an angry mob boss.
So, slip on your rings, college football fanatics, and step into the maw of a Saban Rant.