Alan is an Alabama fan. He sent me an angry letter. He thinks we write and talk too much about Auburn even though, by his calculations, two-thirds of the people in this state are Alabama fans and "Auburn doesn't play five good teams a year."
Wait. Since Auburn and Alabama play primarily the same conference schedule as SEC West members, and they're playing the two best teams in the ACC in Clemson and Florida State, wouldn't the same scheduling dig apply to the Crimson Tide?
Never let logic get in the way of a good rant.
Then there's Ronald.