So Nick Saban just enjoyed a parade to celebrate his sixth national championship and Bill Belichick is 60 minutes away from his sixth Super Bowl title, and OMG, do you realize what's going on here?
These longtime friends, the ultimate football savants, have reduced the two most popular sports in this country to a two-man game of Can You Top This?
Saban has to keep going to outdo Belichick, and Belichick has to keep going to outdo Saban. Couldn't they give everyone else a break and just go play some golf?
That's not going to happen, of course.