There is a famous and hilarious scene from the movie The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! with the late great Leslie Nielsen playing the part of a bumbling policeman telling bystanders “Alright, move along, nothing to see here, please disperse” while a fireworks store is going up in flames, shooting all the inventory into the sky behind him.
That is my message to you, the nervous Alabama recruiting followers. However, there is no fireworks store and there is no fire. There isn’t even drying paint to look at. The hiring of Alabama Offensive Coordinator and chief recruiter of the Mid-Atlantic region Mike Locksley to Maryland will have no effect on the current dearth of talent committed to the Crimson Tide.
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