The second episode of Training Days is a perfect example of why Alabama football fandom could be the secret weapon to our nation’s defense.
What would you do if you saw several thousand of us running towards you with sharp objects in our hands?
My top quote of the entire episode came in its first minute. Cameras surveyed the sidewalks surrounding Bryant-Denny Stadium to find the annual consortium of diehards waiting to meet their favorite coach (let’s be honest, favorite human being) and players for the Tide’s annual Fan Day.
The question from ESPN to an especially intense gentleman, while completely inaudible, probably went something like this: “Why wait for so long to score a couple of autographs?