This parody was made out of love. I’m really, really sorry, Mr. George Michael!:
(Read as if Alabama football head coach Nick Saban wrote the song)
Last Christmas, I gave Kiffin my offense
But the very next week he gave FAU a peek.
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll give it to someone special.
Last Christmas, I gave Kiffin my QB
But the very next week he gave him a deke.
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll give him to someone special.
Once bitten and twice shy.