No doubt few Alabama football fans are celebrating Auburn’s recent joy. The Aubies are elated because the oak trees at Toomer’s Corner can now be officially rolled again. The new oaks, planted after the old ones were poisoned several years ago, have grown sufficiently to withstand being cloaked in toilet paper like Auburn’s good ole days.
Auburn fans are so excited not even today’s pricey TP will deter them. Look for a run on the product in Auburn, in preparation for a celebration after Auburn beats the 133rd-best team in the FBS. There are 133 FBS teams this season, so at No.