SOURCES: ESPN Still Has No Idea How Sources Are Supposed To Work

At exactly 1:30 ET on Thursday afternoon, American soccer legend Landon Donovan announced his retirement on Twitter:

 

 

That's a big story! There had been a few rumors about Donovan's intent to retire, and those were clearly confirmed when Donovan made his Facebook/Twitter announcement. That wasn't enough confirmation for someone, though, because 20 minutes after Donovan's post, we got this:  

 

 

You don't say!

Listen, ESPN, every single story doesn't have to come from "sources". When a player has personally announced his retirement, it's okay to tell readers that you heard it from them...not some shadowy insider living in Chris Broussard's attic.

 

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