If the BCS had any idea what they were doing, they would have made absolutely sure UCF and Alabama played each other in a bowl game. The idea of UCF quarterback Blake Bortles' lady friend Lindsey Duke going up against AJ McCarron's sometimes-GF Katherine Webb...good lord. Twitter would still be recovering.
Well done, Mr. Bortles. Your last name still sounds like a rejected Pokemon, but you clearly have some game. Bortles is now a Jacksonville Jaguar, so hopefully we'll be seeing Ms. Duke in the stands in the very near future.
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