Sometimes when we watch 10 hours of football on Sundays, we tend to get a little loopy. When that happens, ideas like this tend to pop in our heads. Here's our list of the 3 NFL Fan Bases That Can Beat Up Your Fans.
Oakland Raiders
Do we really have to explain this? There's a reason why 99% of 90s rap videos have a Raiders hat hiding somewhere in the frame (numbers not exact). Raiders fans are loyal, protecting their own like a gaggle of Silver & Black mother birds taking down an egg thief. They'll show you respect if you show it in kind. However, if you don't...
Buffalo Bills
This may be a surprise entrant to some. It shouldn't be. Bills fans are bred for winter thanks to buckets full of chicken wings, chicken-fried steaks, chicken strips -- hell, anything chicken related. Chicago Bears fans get hyped up as the burly, salt-of-the-earth, blue-collar fans of the NFL. They may be to some extent, but the real middle-class warriors hang out at Ralph Wilson Stadium on Sundays.
Dallas Cowboys
Cowboys fans are EVERYWHERE. You try to fight one and 50 others one will emerge from behind wherever you're standing to kick you in the tender parts. We're pretty sure Jerry Jones has the money and the time to build a robot army of killing machines which double as paying customers at AT&T Stadium. We're not saying he has, because that's slander. However, would you be surprised?
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